I've got a feeling...

that this trips going to be a good trip! (Sing it to black eyed peas obv)

So the plane was 1 hour late leaving and i couldnät sleep much at all. Owe slept a good 7 hours or so, rich and jeal got a fair bit in too. Jeal claimed he heard the cabin staff say there was turbulence and could the people in upper class get out of the jacuzzi. I laid 2-1 that there was no jacuzzi on the plane, there wasnät, ship the 10 bux jeal! Having said that, there was a blackjack game on the flight and jeal took 5 dolls off me playing that, prob bets ftl. Rich then decdied he didnät like airplane food and promptly vomitted it up on the landing. Then went to find a stewardess to give his lovely bag of sick too, poor woman! After getting through immigration, picked up car. We got royally screwed by taxes that we didnt know about, costing us 80 pounds or so more each then we thought. But we did get an upgrade and have a pretty sick beast van thing, will take a video tomo and put it on.
Then we had to find the house. On the course of this trip to the house we drove into the desert, found a construction site and many dead ends. Eventually however we did find the house, it is soooo nice, again will get a video. Jeal and rich went to get takeout for dinner so me and owe had a dip in the shower then i gave him a haircut. He then decided it wasnt short enough so had a go himself and took a big chunk off the side of his head and now looks like a retard. Hero! After eating about 6000 calories each we decided to go out....

Words can't describe how we all felt after last night. Owe had some american friends staying at the tropicana so we went there first, straight away was on slot machines getting 1 dollar pint bottles of bud light before we went to their room and met some of their friends etc. They went off to TAO at the venetian and we agreed to meet them there later. Across the road was the MGM Grand so we took the outside escalators (wtf) and went to see the lions in the poker room! They were asleep though, meh. Got some more drinks down our beaks, by this stage me (Adam) and Owe are quite tipsy and discover some 5 hour energy syrups called "Whos the daddy". They tasted ok actually, although came in little bottles and a load of american girls we met asked us why we had shampoo. Me and rich played craps for a bit which was fun but i had no idea what i was doing. Went back to tropicana then back to mgm i think, and thats where we met a hen party of american girls. Turns out one of these girls took a liking to Owe...we have footage! At this point i have no idea where rich was and I was busy speaking to the the mum of the girl getting married about economics which was standard...! We were probably there for about an hour, they loved the accents and wanted to speak like english women so we got them to say "bring in the milks" which they did not understand at all (inside joke from madrid casino) For the next 1 hr all owe was saying is "VALUE IN PIERCED NIPPLES!" "LETS GO TO OREGON".
Next thing you know its 2am and a guy called Dave who we insisted calling Keith wanted us to get in his limo to take us to strip clubs etc. We politely explained no thanks, yet he found us in the casino another 3 times! Was obv a hustler, i think he got the idea eventually tho. By this time is pretty late so we went to find the car which was parked at the excalibur iirc, and set off home which is a 25 minute journey. ofc we get super lost and it takes 1.5 hours...canät worry about that though! Had to stop at lots of petrol stations where a drunk owe bought milk and bannanas for the journey, and got told a ton of different routes all of which were wrong, gg. Eventually got back tho and was asleep at 4-5am which is 12-1pm uk time. Pretty crazy. I think jeal won like 30 dolls or something, with the rest of us stuck, but tbh not that much which was handy! It is easy to see how people can get taken over by vegas though, if one of us took out 500 and decided to gamble you would easily go through it, the same with 2k, money just seems to dissapear for some people. (Family, donät worry, i am not spending too much!)

Me and owe have just been to pool and jacuzzi, is really nice, although i cannot swim very well it turns out! Inhaling chlorine is not good. Now off to supermarket to stock up on food etc then a nap i reckon before we hit the strip again tonight. Think we might hit LAX at Luxor, look it up on google. Val!

Until tomorrow, hopefully with more stories......xxxxxx